As the Business Shrink regularly says, “The truth is stranger than fiction.” It’s amazing to see the products that innovative and sometimes slightly crazy companies roll out to try and entice the affluent market. This current product is available for purchase but so far we have only found places that allow you to purchase in a minimum quantity of 12. If your truly see this product as a solution for your life, you will either need to stock up or get in the business.
Enter, the toilet for two. With divorce rates being reported in the U.S. as high as 50% of total marriages by the U.S. Census Bureau this could possibly be a solution for some of those interesting couples that need that extra touch of communication. We have come up with some interesting one-liners for this product and would love to see what you come up with too, just add it to the comments. Here’s what we have: “Love Just Isn’t Enough”, “A New Meaning For Intimacy”, “How the elite find time to love”. Are you tired of always hearing, “We never do anything together.” Now you can spend quality time with your loved one.
All jokes aside, is this really what relationships have come to? We’re sure you might think this product is completely a spoof, so we wanted to provide a link to a website that actually sells this product here. There was also an interesting story done in 2000 that had an offshoot of this product. The story’s main point was to let people know that when they went clubbing, they wouldn’t have to use the toilet alone. It was coined as a, “twobicle.” It allowed the social clubbers to go to the restroom together and continue socializing. There was even a strong supporter that was a well-known DJ at the club. “Clubs are finally catching up with reality,” said Marc Rowlands, 26, a Manchester DJ. “Clubbers have been going to the toilet together, even sharing the same cubicle, for years, and nobody much seemed to mind.” If you’d like to read the whole story you can here.
For those SNL (Saturday Night Live) addicts you just might remember the solution for couples that just can’t seem to get enough. For a quick laugh at a parody version of the lover’s toilet for two you can view a short clip of the SNL clip on Google Video here.
As you can see, we have provided two examples of this creative relationship solution. The pink version seems to have some flaws with it and almost makes it’s viability questionable. However, the other version is stunningly real and available on the market.
We’d like to ask you as readers and listeners to the Business Shrink show, if you see any realistic use for this toilet. Is this just something for us all to poke fun at and have a good laugh, or might someone find this is the solution to those busy work days? It’s obvious that this won’t have an effect on the divorce rates in our world but it just may seal the deal for some couple. Regardless of who’s home this toilet ends up in, the truth is always stranger than fiction.
I believe this was an old skit on Saturday Night Live.
yeah, maybe you are thinking of the one MENTIONED IN THE ARTICLE WITH A LINK TO THE VIDEO ?
Who would actually put one of these in there house? I can understand the clubs, but not in a home. I think di vorce rates would go even higher. lol
I believe there is a pink version of the toilet as well.
I think its a terrible idea. I dont want to be any where near my wife when she is in the unloading zone. I want to imagine she leaves rose buds in the toilet not last nights mexican food. If this makes it i will have to try some of my more crazy ideas.
may be they can install this in a restaurant or a hotel …
if anyone wanna use it … go there and use it …
dont think people wud wanna “enjoy” this …
who invented this anyways … ???
I think a 3-way toilet would be better.
HA. Sorry didn’t read the article. Just saw the title and immediately thought Saturday Night Live. Sorry for not giving the site enough credit.
I think it’s a real shitty Idea, since the crapper is my only alone time I ever get, why would I want to share that with my loved one. for one, she is always giving me shit, she treats me like shit, and she is always telling me that shit happens. so for now I will just stick to my single toilet and the newspaper.
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only dirty gooks would invent this
did that link to the site that sells these say: ” A Supertoilet That Saves Rocky Marriages and The Planet” Saves the planet? Your marriage? i think their serious! What’s the world going to come up with next? wait i don’t want to know!
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…I don’t think most couples will find this not sexy at all lol. But for the sake of adventure and spontaneity…let’s give it a try!
Actually, I would love to have 2 toilets in my bathroom. Not to use at the same time with my husband, but so he can have his own, and I can have my own. We have two sinks in our bathroom, one for him, one for me. We never use them at the same time, but mine is always cleaner, as my toilet would always be. Plus, then I would never have to worry when running to the bathroom in the middle of the night if the seat was up or down!
I sure as hell would not want to be the guy that has to put that thing in!
Why would anyone want to share a toilet? This is one of the craziest things I have ever seen.
Ooooh, how romantic…NOT! Sorry, but shitting just ain’t a Hallmark moment.
turds need love too
Nothing says closeness like logging off together.